Biscut Can Girl

What is Biscut Can Girl?


1.

A girl or young woman who is nice looking and a little on the thickside, not yet fat or cubby, but within 5 years of finishing high school or giving birth to a child will gain and retain that excess weight forever, never again being able to recapture her once curvations figure. Much like opening a can of refrigerated biscuts, once you pop that seal there's no way to get that dough back into that skinny can.

After the Class reunion, Marc laughed out loud at his year book pictures and captions which included: Dave-then Captain of the Football team and voted Best Hair now bald as eagle used car salesman and Sharon-then homecoming queen, prom queen, and head cheerleader(always top of the pyramid) now biscut can girl extrodinare and divorced mother of one.

See muffin top, thick, junk in the trunk, onion, booty


0

Random Words:

1. Extremely thin legs. i.e. lucky they don't snap. She has a pair of lucky legs...
1. (See also bico) Brazilian Portuguese slang for a blowjob. (Brazilian Portuguese) - Aquela menina fez um boquete ao meu primo - That gi..
1. Variation of starfucker; someone on Facebook who looks for famous or rich people with a Facebook profile to "add as friend" W..
Book Banner