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Having anal sex and afterwards recieving oral sex.
After the awesome butt sex, she gave me a rusty anchor
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When one takes a giant d..
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Slang for penis and testicles.
This dude I know got his erector set caught in a Salad Shooter. Now he's missing a nut.
See Einst..
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Taking a crap in a person's slippers so that when they put them on in the morning, the landmine goes off.
I just stepped on a Ukra..