What is Bishops Finger?
1.
The heavenly act of fingering a girl in the ass while fucking her vaginally, than, during the act, removing the finger, looking her square in the eyes, sticking a neighboring unscathed finger in your mouth sucking it clean (butt not really), and turning your dirty Bishops Finger and sticking it in her mouth to suck clean. She'll think it's really kinky that you sucked her shit off your finger and start bucking wildly, but the saintly act is that you made her eat her own shit.
-- Named in honor of the Battling Bishops mascot of Ohio Wesleyan University. This act originated, occured, and was named circa 1997.
Ie: She was a live one, and was really feeling it, but I thought I could bring it up a level, so gave her the Bishops Finger!
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2.
Euphemism used to decribe the actions/appendages of boy-hungry paedophiles. Can be descriptive, as in
"my turds as brown as a Bishops finger. Now thats a lot of fibre!"
Oh, its a beer in England as well.
Priest: Time to clean my BISHOPS FINGER, Gregory.
Poor little innocent kid (Gregory): Not again! (sob)
Priest: Just do it. It's all brown and poostinky.
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