Bismarcked

What is Bismarcked?


1.

When you are expecting more out of the situation or a general misfortune that you encounter.

I got Bismarcked today when I got a flat tire on my way to Des Moines.

See bismarck, luck, bad luck, crappy

2.

When something happens to you that you wish had never happened.

Ted was walking down the street when he looks up to see a girl that he went on two dates with and never called back.

Ted got Bismarcked

See chance, unfortunate, unlucky, shitty

3.

A term or condition that has been marked up or doctored so that its original parameters have been intensified to the point of offensiveness.

In a successful attempt to infuriate the French to the point of declaring war in 1870, the Prussian chancellor Otto van Bismarck intercepted Kaiser Wilhelm's letter and bismarcked it, turning it into a direct insult to the French identity.


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