Bison Edit Meaning

1.

1. a huge bitch

2. when you stick in her behind, and you slap her with a fish on the back of her head, and she's all like "what the fuck?!!?" and you slap her again.

1. damn, that bison stole my boyfriend AGAIN!

2. That chick had no idea what was going on last night when i bisoned her.

2.

To be very large in size

My cock is Bison

See Mojo

3.

An adjective describing anything enormously positive and/or unusually good. An empowering word that can be used to describe almost anything good that you experience.

You see a really great movie:

"Wow, that movie was soooo BISON!"

Someone is looking fierce, in a great outfit, lookin good, etc:

"Man, you are lookin pretty Bison today!"

You're feeling great, in a good mood, top of the world, etc:

"How are you"

"I'm feelin fuckin Bison today!"

See cool, awesome, amazing, bitchin, good, bitch, hot, great, super, unusual, fantastic, extreme, sweet, rad, rare, hip, word, dope, gnarly, crazy

4.

An older man around age 40-55 who preys on younger women in bars. They generally prefer young twenty-somethings. If at all possible, they will look for girls with the name Lindsay.

Did you see those bison over there checking us out?

See cougar, old man, sketchy, pick-up

5.

Marijuana, weed, dope

Gordon tackled a bison before class.

6.

a hideous guy resembling a bison in size (and possibly in hairyness)

SITUATION 1:

girl 1: dude, you should hook up with my friend

girl 2: alright, let me see a picture...(sees facebook pic)

girl 1: he's cute right?

girl 2: DUDEEEEE, HE'S A BISON!!!!!!

girl 1: he's not THAT bad... bison's a lil harsh dude

girl 2: BISON. period.

SITUATION 2:

girl 1: look at that guy over there...

girl 2: HE'S HIDEOUS

girl 1: A BISON!!!

See ape, busted, mammoth, hideous

7.

M. Bison

The boss on Street Fighter II. He had cheap ass moves, and was a broken character!

Man, I just used 30 Quarters trying to beat Bison!!

See hwoarang

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