What is Bisto?
The process of shitting yourself in a jacuzzi.
Everyone get out of the tub! Andy's just done a bisto!!
alternative to gravy.
Jamay: "hows it going foo?"
Jago: "its aaaaaall bisto"
A fart. To be used in the expression "Ah, Bisto" inferring relief at the passing of some aromatic wind.
Origin: Bisto adverts. The family sit down to eat and one member of the family (following a deep inhalation through the nose) expresses their delight at the smell provided by the gravy, by exclaiming: "Ah, Bisto".
Q "Did you just let one go?"
A "Ah, Bisto!"
Another word for great.
2:Ret bistoo mayte, Younz?
1:Ret good pal.
dirty scouse person who finds it hard to comprehend the english language
person A-where are you from?
person B- Ellsmere Port, its on the wirral
person A- dirty fuckin Bisto shit