Bistro Bum

What is Bistro Bum?


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A male in his late-twenties, sitting in a Starbucks in the mid-afternoon drinking a non-fat, no-whip, extra-hot, easy-water, soy chai latte while blogging on his apple macbook to his dedicated daily internet audience of 3 people and a tabby cat about either: US global domination conspiracy theories and how the invasion of iraq was a sham... or what he plans to cook for dinner later on that night.

Fred: Hey Bistro Bum, why don't you go look for a job instead of freeloading on my couch forever?

BB: No can do Freddo, thousands of people are depending on me to sort through the mass media's neo-capitalist rhetoric and provide them with the straight shooting analysis they need to survive in today's corrupt world. Hey can you lend me four dollars? I'm off to Starbucks.

See starbucks, blogger, bum, asshole


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