What is Bistroteque?
1.
A trendy restaurant where decor and social scene take precedence to quality of food and service. Bistroteques are easily identified by music, lighting, and furnishings designed to distract diners from sub-par cuisine. Bistroteque menus often feature a range of fusion and "classic yet ironic" items such as meatloaf, and mac and cheese.
Elmo, on Seventh Avenue in Manhattan, is the epitome of a bistroteque.
See
Random Words:
1.
(v). To travel for hours in order to pleasure your girlfriend with a dish brush.
I J.D. Train Ride all the way to syracuse
See train, ..