Bistroteque

What is Bistroteque?


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A trendy restaurant where decor and social scene take precedence to quality of food and service. Bistroteques are easily identified by music, lighting, and furnishings designed to distract diners from sub-par cuisine. Bistroteque menus often feature a range of fusion and "classic yet ironic" items such as meatloaf, and mac and cheese.

Elmo, on Seventh Avenue in Manhattan, is the epitome of a bistroteque.

See restaurant, club, bar, tranny, fag, dive, boite, cafe


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