What is Bitch Ear?
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A medical condition formally known as "Auris Bitcheas." This malady strikes tens of thousands of American males every year, and is caused by the unholy sonic reverberations of the upper registers of the female voice on a cell phone.
Auris Bitcheas is particularly dangerous in a dating relationship, as the male ear is subjected to hundreds of hours of continuous whining by his girlfriend via cell phone.
"Hey man, could you turn the TV down? I have MAJOR bitch ear from talking to my gf last night."
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