What is Bitch Monkey?
1.
A women's Ultimate Frisbee team located at James Madison University in Harrisonburg, Virginia.
That chick is one hell of a Bitch Monkey.
The Bitch Monkeys can party like its nobody's business.
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2.
An idiot who is pisses you off all the time.
Dustin is my dude, but he's still a Bitch Monkey.
3.
A person who without provication continually annoys others. Someone whom repeatedly acts like a fool despite frequent criticism.
"Shut up you stupid bitch monkey!"
4.
a relative unit of measure for speed, humidity, or emotion
wow, he's going faster than a bitch monkey!
That's drier'n a bitch monkey
get out of the way... she's angrier than all bitch monkey
5.
Also known as the common racoon.
My boyfriend and I were camping and he caught a bitch monkey eating our bread.
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6.
an insult you throw at little annoying people
Michael: mooses are cool
Matt: shut up you bitch monkey!
Michael: i love mooses
Matt: shut the f*ck up
7.
my brother's desperate, pathetic, and ugly girlfriend who nobody likes.
She has been dumped so many times. Now she's so desperate she stays with my brother, even though he will never marry her. We call her the bitch monkey.
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