Bitch Please Edit Meaning

1.

A response used when someone says something stupid or when somebody tries you.

"I want you to eat me out". The guy responds, "Bitch please".

2.

Expresses incredulous disgust, usually in reaction to a statement that is incredible, false, or otherwise outrageous. In some cases, it can also be used to repell a minor annoyance such as a ho, a cracker, or especially a toolthat won't step offfrom all up in your grill.

When used as an adjective, bitch please describes a quality such that one knows the subject is immature, stupid, or takes its outrageousness too seriously, and yet is somehow still viscerally cool. A good example of the feeling one might get from a bitch please situation would be bitch-slapping a motherfuckeragain and again at a large social gathering, and then finishing the beat-down by fadonking him in front of his grandparents.

Note: because of the origin of bitch please amongst inner-city prostitution rings, it always carries a connotation of violence. If you hear bitch please, somebody is going to get owned.

Example:

A Tool: "Yo, Samuel L. Jackson, will you sign my "Snakes on a Plane" merch? You're totally sick, homedog. You wanna come chill at my crib?"

Samuel L. Jackson: "Bitch please."

See shut the fuck up, bitch off, don't even, Briefs

3.

a phrase originally used by pimps in the 70's used to express disbelief and authority towards one with the audacity to try your ass. Also said to stupid people who dare try you

He says: "I'll bust yo monkey ass"

You say: "Huh?! Bitch please"

Ho(e) says: "I'm sorry, but I couldn't get no money daddy!"

Pimp slaps her and says: "Bitch please! Now go get me my money!"

See Devon

4.

expression used when a douche bag says something untrue, unacceptable, or just plain stupid.

"are your titties real?"

"bitch please!"

See Margaret

5.

Used to show that person that what they are asking,saying, trying to do, or doing is complete retard and unresonable in your opinion.

Person 1:"Give me $25"

Person 2:Bitch please

See fuck head please, nigga please, psh please

6.

Used to demonstrate ones apathy at being asked an offensive question.

Hoe:"Are you sure you haven't had enough?"

Baller:"Bitch please!"

7.

a phrase to respond with when you're being pissed off by a bitch.

bitch:"girl you aint got nothing"

you:"Bitch Please"

See girl please, yeah ok