Bitch Tax

What is Bitch Tax?

1. The price you pay for having a girlfriend or wife. It could be money or something more abstract such as loss of your freedom.

2. Alimony and/or child support.

You, remembering the good old days: "I used to be flush with cash until I started paying the bitch tax"

Coworker to you: "Hey man you wanna grab a beer after work?"

You: "I'd love to but I can't afford the bitch tax".

See tax, bills, alimony, child support

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