What is Bitch-anus?


a person who's anal cavity has been so often explored that it now permanently has the demensions of a grapefruit.

You know you're a Bitch-anus when:

you fart and you hear a woooooooooosh

your craps come out as chocolate soup rather than chocolate brownies

random objects (such as cellphones, remotes, watches, bedposts, etc...) become lost within the anal cavity and fall out a few days later

your sphincter no longer exists.

your rectum vibrates and it's your friend's self phone

you don't call hot girls back.....damnit

In a sentence: Lindsay, you are such a Bitch-anus. Take that bed post out of your asshole.


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