What is Bitch-anus?
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a person who's anal cavity has been so often explored that it now permanently has the demensions of a grapefruit.
You know you're a Bitch-anus when:
you fart and you hear a woooooooooosh
your craps come out as chocolate soup rather than chocolate brownies
random objects (such as cellphones, remotes, watches, bedposts, etc...) become lost within the anal cavity and fall out a few days later
your sphincter no longer exists.
your rectum vibrates and it's your friend's self phone
you don't call hot girls back.....damnit
In a sentence: Lindsay, you are such a Bitch-anus. Take that bed post out of your asshole.
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