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A person who has an ass fixation
Every time I wore those pants, I'd get some Admiral of the Windward Passage trying to make eye-co..
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Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.
The "salestards" are furious that they won't have t..
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When you cum on a girls face, grab a handful of thumbtacks and whip them at her.
"Man I was banging Trudy the intern at my desk la..
