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A styrofoam lunch tray broken in half placed on a steel toilet in jail.
Hey Joe, I forgot my shit plate and my ass froze to the toilet...
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Instead of using Gods name, you may say "oh my goddess".
Cate: Did you hear about the new CSI episode tonight?
Charlie: Toni..
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A tossamander is an amphibian that is willing to toss your salad.
"Man, that tossamander really licked my butthole clean!"
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