What is Bitch-features?
1.
Excellent thing to yell at a female driver who has just absolutely pissed you off.
"Hey bitch-features, do you want me to get out and park it for you?????"
See
2.
Mean, nasty (or totally harmless) term for any female doing anything that pisses you off. Heat of the moment sort of name-calling.
"Hey bitch-features where did you get your license?"
"Bitch-features has her shortest skirt on again...you can nearly see what she had for breakfast."
See