What is Bitchuation?
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1. A situation with bitches. 2. When a group of females all pretend to be friends but in fact they all hate each other, talk shit, doublecross, backstab and gossip. 3. When chicks make thinly veiled insulting remarks to each other while trying to maintain an otherwise friendly outward demeanor.
so-and-so told cheerleader she looked hot in her new outfit but then totally talked smack about her with what's her face and the ugly one. what a bitchuation.
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A situation in which the girl you're involved with turns out to be a bitch.
Clint: "So are you and Lauren still together?"
Bo: "Naw, I got the hell out of that bitchuation."
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A situation created by an individual for the sole purpose of being able to bitch about it later.
Betty was cooking for a dinner party and asked her husband to pick up a few last minute items at the grocery store. She did not provide a list for his reference even though she knew he would never remember everything, thus creating the perfect bitchuation.
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When one finds themself in a situation where they have to be a bitch even if they don't want to, but it is understood and agreed to by many others
Sue was so out of hand last night at Bunko. I found myself in a bitchuation where I had to tell her to shut up or leave.
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A situation created by an individual for the sole purpose of being able to bitch about it later.
Betty was cooking for a dinner party and asked her husband to pick up a few last minute items at the grocery store. She did not provide a list for his reference even though she knew he would never remember everything, thus creating the perfect bitchuation.
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It is a bastardized version of situation, only it is exclusively reserved for use with scenes and/or circumstances involving females.
"Hello sir, what was the bitchuation like at the concert last night? Any hot women looking for some action?"
