What is Bitchumptions?
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The uncanny talent young females have to make bitchy assumptions over situations they have not yet looked into. Also better defined as blowing shit way out of proportion.
"I think the other shoes look better." - Guy
"Oh so your saying im fat and ugly and your cheating on me?" - Bitch
"Woman, stop with the bitchumptions before you get skull fucked." - Guy
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To spew all over the place in a wild manner.
Hey look at that person..... they are doing a burger!..
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"Noun"
Label for someone who is a real doofus, a total knob, and this is the perfect way of expressing that.
"Pete you&..