Bitchumptions

What is Bitchumptions?


1.

The uncanny talent young females have to make bitchy assumptions over situations they have not yet looked into. Also better defined as blowing shit way out of proportion.

"I think the other shoes look better." - Guy

"Oh so your saying im fat and ugly and your cheating on me?" - Bitch

"Woman, stop with the bitchumptions before you get skull fucked." - Guy

See assumption, bitch, bitchy, biatch, whore bag


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