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A bitch (contortionist) that can lick her own pussy
The bitch at the circus can perform a hole-in-one!
See contortionist, flexible
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An unexpected and undesirable event combined with the result or effect that is intended or desired.
After only 10 minutes of sultry sex.. 
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A piece of software that will never ever in a million years be completed. Use as-is, pick up up again, rebuild from scratch and leave it..