What is Bite The End Off The Cigar?
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The act of prematurely, through choice or involuntary reflex, pinching your asshole shut on a log before it has fully exited your shit pipe. By not allowing the shit to gracefully release, you are now stuck with what as known as the "endless wipe".
"Bro, you don't want to bite the end off the cigar or your asshole is going to itch all day"
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When you get drunk and go do three girls at once.
Man, after the bar last night I took Tina, Jenny, and Lisa home and we fwackzazzled.
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Like micromanaging, only more intrusive, specifically 10^3 times worse.
I wish my boss would stop nanomanaging everything I do. I can&a..