What is Bitextual?
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When you are in a text conversation with someone, and you suddenly find yourself in 2 seperate conversations with the same person.
Bobby texts:Are you going to the parade?
Susie replies:Yes I am marching with the band
Bobby Texts:Great, I'll keep an eye out for you, what instrument do you play?
Susie delays her response, meanwhile Bobby texts: Hey Susie, what is the last thing you had in your pussy?
Susie(Replying to the previous question) replies; The Flute
This is an example of a bitextual conversation creating some confusion!!
By the way, Susie goes on to reply :Your brother's cock!
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2.
In New Zealand, where there are only two major mobile phone companies, to be bitextual is to own at least two phones, one for each company. The purpose of this is to take advantage of competing but complimentary deals.
The name comes from the common usage of text, or SMS, messaging in New Zealand.
I wanted to get Telecom's $10 texting, and Vodafone's free weekend texting. So I became bitextual.
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The ability to text, rapidly and accurately, on both the QWERTY key pad and the 9-key pad, with no practice time in between.
I had to send my Blackberry in to get fixed, but I'm still texting just fine with my Razr. Being biTEXTual is a good thing comfort zone.
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4.
To text two different people of different genders in a short amount of time
Guy 1: Dude who you talking to?
Guy 2: Dave and Anne.
Guy 1: What?!
Guy 2: Didn't you know? I'm bitextual.
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