Bithlo

What is Bithlo?

1.

Located in Central Florida. A tiny, belagured collection of trailer parks, scrapyards, hadji marts and various bits of rusted metal loosely organized into something that's supposed to resemble a town.

When driving from Whorelando, Bithlo is the shitty redneck hamlet one passes right before they enter another shitty redneck town called Christmas.

Hence, Bithlo is sometimes called "The Nightmare Before Christmas".

On my way to Whorelando, I stopped by the CircleK in Bithlo, where I was harassed for sex by a toothless, shirtless redneck.

See redneck, trailer park, florida, hick, whorelando

2.

A small township in east Orange County, Florida. Known for its Hiney Winery (The only wine that comes in a can!) and high-rate of cow-related accidents.

Bithlo is full of Bithlonians.

Dude, you're from Bithlo? I'm so sorry.
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