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Software that is impossible to remove, but is otherwise not malicous.
Most preinstalled software.
That f***ing Zombieware kept reinsta..
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The Act Of Blacking someones eye with a mushroom slap ( a solid slap of the penis to the facial region)
I gave her a mushroom eye when ..
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Using hot sauce as a lubricant while jerking off
Last night I was so lonely that I gave myself a Hawaiian Hand Crank...AND IT HURT LIKE..