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In an office situation you rest your cock and balls on a colleagues shoulder.
I was on a call to Zimbabwe, next thing I know I smell sc..
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Maturbating furiously.
Dude, you've been in the bathroom for forever. What are you doing in there, breaking your wrist?
See spank..
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A thirteen-letter word that means 'thirteen letter word', from Scott Westerfeld's "The Secret Hour".
"Del..