Bitumen Cowboy

What is Bitumen Cowboy?


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Derogative term used to describe a sub class of vehicle owner in Australiamonly recognized as driving a ute or 4WD with huge bull bar,Kenworth mud flaps,CB antenna that could touch the sky,with RM Williams and Bundy Rum stickers covering every square inch of paint work.Driver usually aged between 17-30 and wears a cowboy hat even though he has never been near a horse.An essentially urban red neck,he breathes country living even though he would never dream of taking his vehicle off the road for fear of getting it dirty.

"Good luck trying to trade in your ute with all that crap stuck to it,you stupid bitumen cowboy"

See rodeo clown, drongo


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