What is Bivens?
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"Man, I woke up and that skank was giving me a bivens"!
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A person who got beaten up everyday in high school, and now spends all his time posting inane stuff on the internet. Bivens very rarely leaves the house, except to go to LAN parties so he can talk about how "leet" he is. May or may not be attracted to one of the Hanson brothers.
What, did you lose another girlfriend to Ditech? You're such a Bivens.
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someone who is able to perfectly blend their spiritual practices while fully living in the heart of the urban jungle.
... a slight man ..
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When someone is sleeping, and you straddle their chest, cock slap them a few times, and then urinate in their face.
Oh man, she pissed ..
