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When you kiss someone on the cheek with your entire mouth open, then close the lips for the actual kiss, similar to how a camel would ki..
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The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to.
I got home from the pub about 11.30..
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A phrase applied when referring to an attractive member of the opposite (or same) sex whose appearance would provide sufficient arousal ..
