Bizarch Edit Meaning

1. What would Jesus Do? Used on Christian bracelets,necklaces among other things. I saw this guy in the theater talking on his cell phone...

1. when u think ur the biggest and hardest, but as big and as hard as a crab. In travis's mind, he was the king crab.. we all made fu..

1. When after snorting Cocaine, one slams their face into a glass table. "Oh shit, that bitch just Janis Jopplinned." See janis..