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Unbirthday beatings are equal to 100 minus your actual age.
These can be given out on any day that is not your birthday, but only once ..
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A variation on traditional tequila shots. You take salt and you make a nice line out of it, and ready a lime wedge. You procede to snort..
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A girl named Michelle who can be described as edible.
"Mmmmm that girl be michedible, she tastes like fried chicken and jambalaya!..