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When a mother steals phrases or words from her child to sound cool and hip.
Kid:"That party was supercooltasticliciousness!"
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Rating a woman on a scale from 1 to 10, an Alaskan 10 is a 4 after you've drunk a 6-pack.
I woke up next to an alaskan 10 this mor..
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Being Retarded And From Surrey So That You Can't Say The The Phrase Right
Your A Jigger New, O What!!!!..