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When you and a friend both fart within the same 5 seconds of each other.
John farts then 3 seconds later Paul farts and John says tooti..
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Have A Good One, Hope You Get One, Have One For Me
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Porn on dialup.
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Being able to retain ownership of the remote in a large family is known as having self contr..