Bjarke

What is Bjarke?


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This is not a real name.

It is actually a synynonoum for the australian produced product, vegemite.

Some people also use the word to describe a unwanted misformed retarded baby, with a small penis and mantits.

Doctor: "Mr. Ford, you can now see the baby's, hmm...., ehh something."

Mr. Ford: "GODDAMMIT HONEY, we have gotten ourselves a Bjarke!"

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Australien Mom: "So son, do you want Nutella or Vegemite?"

Son: "Bwah not Nutella, I prefer Bjarke!"

See bjork, bark


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