What is Bjarke?
This is not a real name.
It is actually a synynonoum for the australian produced product, vegemite.
Some people also use the word to describe a unwanted misformed retarded baby, with a small penis and mantits.
Doctor: "Mr. Ford, you can now see the baby's, hmm...., ehh something."
Mr. Ford: "GODDAMMIT HONEY, we have gotten ourselves a Bjarke!"
Australien Mom: "So son, do you want Nutella or Vegemite?"
Son: "Bwah not Nutella, I prefer Bjarke!"