Bjored Edit Meaning

1. A helluva long time... Like, the extreme version of "Yonks" Dude 1: I haven't seen Nigel in "Donkeys Yonks" D..

1. Similar to the Midas Touch, but in this case you intentionally wipe your ass with your pointer finger. Futterman had explosive diarrhea..

1. Used to describe someone online who has a massive hissy-fit, meltdown, breakdown; publicly online; and then announces they were 'tr..