What is Blaarg?
1.
A word that can be used to try and confuse other people. Can be used as a question to add to the confusion. The most appropriate answer for the question is, of course, "Blaarg". Also, Blaarg can refer to the ancient race.
Blaarg?
Blaarg.
The prophecies of the Blaarg are coming true.
2.
General exclamation of something going hideously wrong; something that has gone hideously wrong; the act of causing something to go hideously wrong
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Blaarg!
It's just blaarg.
I blaarged it up good.
3.
The best band known to man.
"Did you see the latest Blaarg show?"
4.
A 434-year old skeleton with an extremely large brain
Blaarg A. Schmidt. Never heard of him?
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