Black Anus Syndrome Edit Meaning

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Also known as BAS. When you take a really thick slamand the turd breaks off early, but you don't know it so you wipe black doodey all over yourself.

BAS attacks over 2 million Americans every year. However, there is something you can do to stop it. Swing by your local libraryand tell them you would like to help in the fight against BAS. Together, we can make a difference.

"Dear Bonita Bertha, I have gone to the bathroom and it may be awhile. Recently, Ive been suffering from Black Anus Syndrome."

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