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Extremely old. Soon to be expired.
A: Check out the NEW JZ collection!
B: NEW?! It's Old like the condom in your wallet.
See con..
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People who do not know what Twitter is.
Paul was obviously twignorant as he just stared at me with a blank look when I asked him to Twe..
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When a male delivers an upper cut punch into a womans uterus that results in a miscarriage.
Girlfriend: "I am pregnant with your b..