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A yawn, a piss and a good look around.
In other words, I had no breakfast.
I had a dingo's breakfast this morning.
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Vince Bobaganoosh is the best name for prank calling people. If someone asks you to spell it, abort the call immediately.
Caller: Hello..
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A wide bladed sword used for crushing rather than cutting. Something i put through your skull.
Philosipher: The Sword is a mighty weapo..