What is Black Cord Texting?
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The act of text messaging someone while under the influence of alcohol, typically in pursuit of sex, and not remembering said message the next day.
A reference to 'Black Cord Fever', a term used before the advent of the cordless phone.
"I guess I sent a text message to Tony last night telling him to come to my place and do me. I was so lit when he arrived later I had no idea why he came over."
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