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When you sit on your dick, then give your self a handjob. It makes it feel like you're giving someone else a handjob.
I was tired ..
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The inability to tell shit from shinola
The sorostituteis indefecatola
See shit, shinola, defecate, stupid, dumb..
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A side affect from going and banging some chick in Amsterdam while you are over seas serving your country and your dick starts leaking s..