Black Elvis

What is Black Elvis?


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A lanky gentleman who's view upon the world are based off of the weekly world news and myspace. The vocabulary of this individual is mainly consisted of hidden words found in the word search puzzles of Highlights magazine for children. A Black Elvis also creates it's words or phrases such as "Chillax" meaning calm down or chill out, or "I'll see you tomorrow" meaning 3 weeks from now. Stay away from this persons hand shake at all costs, engaging in a handshake will leave one's hands moist and abused.

"Good evening teacha." says Black Elvis, "Where have you been" says the teacher in a forceful manner "Yo chillax, its only been two weeks"

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