Black Eyed Santa

What is Black Eyed Santa?


1.

Face your back to a mirror, drop your pants and look between you legs.

Hey, my ass hole looks like a black eyed santa.


70

Random Words:

1. Someone who owns in the face specifically talking about video games. When i play on CoD4 I am a zifter causing pathetic noobs to cry. ..
1. The doppler effect sound a minivan driver hears when a high powered sportbike passes with 70mph on top of the minivan speed. Mildred wa..
1. Put It In The Butt For The Mother Fucking Win! Guy asks friends; "My girls on the rag, what should I do?" Friends: "I k..