Black Eyed Santa Edit Meaning

1. After you blow your load between a set of tits, you slap on a mustard covered piece of deli meat. After blasting my thick load all over..

1. Acronym meaning “Waldorf-ian Panty Dropping Whore”. A reference to the large number of sluts in Waldorf, Maryland. Stay away from that..

1. incomunicado due to the use of an iPod My oldest son walked through the den the other night and did not hear what I was saying. I ulti..