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Tits sagging so bad You have to be careful they dont get caught in your zipper when zipping up your pants or shoes when tying your laces..
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A slacker who sits around looking at porn all day on the computer. Similar to couch patato.
Ted sat around all day being a mouse patato..
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When a Southerner orders iced tea somewhere outside the south, only to discover that it has alien flavorings in it.
I ordered iced tea ..