Black Hole Of Marriage Edit Meaning

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From a singles perspective, it's where all you newly married friends go. If they do fall into the event horizon, they may never be seen again. However, if they are like a rare quasar jet, they may appear at a later time...wanting to hang out all the time.

Man, I haven't seen Jeff since he got married. He must be in the black hole of marriage.

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