Black Kevin

What is Black Kevin?


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In mushroom mythology, a black kevin is known as a six armed beast that ironically defines the most manly creature among men. It sits and waits, only to come out on every lunar eclipse. It feeds only in the nude, and upon cherrios. He needs not to move or do anything, because merely its presence makes others go insane. It makes no sound...

Late one night, after coming inside from viewing the lunar eclipse we spotted a wild black kevin by the dining table and all hell broke loose.

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