What is Black Lacquer Table?
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old. out of date. dated, but not kool enough to b retro.
5:30 AM, ur sipping coffee with some blue-hairs at a local all-nite dinner. Ur buddy shows up and brags to you that he just downloaded the latest Kenny Newman single. U incoherently reply, "ur such a black lacquer table."
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Biggest of all wanks, shit talker, the type of person who actually thinks that girls like to have sexual jokes made about them, straight..