What is Black Lacquer Table?
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old. out of date. dated, but not kool enough to b retro.
5:30 AM, ur sipping coffee with some blue-hairs at a local all-nite dinner. Ur buddy shows up and brags to you that he just downloaded the latest Kenny Newman single. U incoherently reply, "ur such a black lacquer table."
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A spin on the Mario phrase, which is code to tell your friends if they have something in their nose or if their fly is down
Yo man, you..
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One who licks his face more than a dog. It can either be with one big tongue swipe in a circular motion covering the entire facial area..