Black Lacquer Table

What is Black Lacquer Table?


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old. out of date. dated, but not kool enough to b retro.

5:30 AM, ur sipping coffee with some blue-hairs at a local all-nite dinner. Ur buddy shows up and brags to you that he just downloaded the latest Kenny Newman single. U incoherently reply, "ur such a black lacquer table."

See blt, old, tummy tuck, retro


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