What is Black Lacquer Table?
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old. out of date. dated, but not kool enough to b retro.
5:30 AM, ur sipping coffee with some blue-hairs at a local all-nite dinner. Ur buddy shows up and brags to you that he just downloaded the latest Kenny Newman single. U incoherently reply, "ur such a black lacquer table."
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When something so painful happens and it's so painful that it's like having an eagle dig its talons into your nuts.
watching ..
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Occulo rectitis occurs when you have your head so far up your ass,you have a shitty outlook on life.
I used to work with that bastard, ..
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The largest piece of floating crap in a shit archipelago.
See also; The Craptain of the Shit
After three flushes, it looks like El..
