What is Black Maid?
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A delicious drink made by pouring a miniature of Hennessy in a round glass bottle of martinelli's apple juice.
Guy #1: Simon, i heard you sniffed beev in the Garden of Eden last night. how did that happen?
Simon: listen, STUZ, i drank four BLACK MAIDS and next thing i knew i was seeing river's steak sandwich. that was THAT.
Guy #1 (aka STUZ): you hear obama is president?
simon: what is obama?
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A knight who wields his pork sword for his own pleasure, not for fair maidens; a wanker
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A tatoo, found on the penis with the words 'Welcome Aboard'. From the movie Down Periscope.
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