Black Metaller Edit Meaning

1.

Anyone who is into black metal. Black metallers often are known to appreciate Black Metal, norway, philosophy, classical music and sometimes Satan (usually it's just the band members who do the whole Satan thing.)

Although Black Metallers are considered nasty people to be around, they aren't often around due to the lack of live performances from bands. Very few bands perform live and when they do I can admit the fans go crazy but look at the anarcho-punk scene or the american rap scene? The only difference is the fact Black Metallers keep it far more underground.

Everyday joe: I don't like the idea behind this "death metal" music of yours

Black Metaller: It's called black metal and how can it be harmful if you never even heard of it?

See black, metal, heavy, thrash, music, dead

2.

A fan of Black Metal.

They usually are pretentious, stuck up, and tend to be metal elitists (or regular elitists) on a regular basis. They also hate all religion and basically anything that's not TR00 KVLT.

Their hobbies/interests include:

-Norway

-Winter

-Forests

-TRUE Norwegian Black Metal

-Writing Poetry (usually in a myspace blog)

-Writing black metal songs

-Writing lyrics to black metal songs (which is fucking pointless because no one can understand a thing they're saying)

-Mocking everyone who is not "worthy"

-Having no sense of humor whatsoever

-Hating religion (especially Christianity)

-Being hypocrites

-Wearing fucking ridiculous looking corpse paint

-Death, darkness, bitterness and despair

-Thinking they're fucking BRUTAL

-Wearing a shitty band shirt that nobody cares about.

-Quoting themselves

-Reading books

-Hating anything mainstream

-Having extremely long straight hair

-Going to metal shows and getting pissed when people start moshing. (Because moshing isn't TR00 METAL)

-Quoting black metal musicians

How to troll black metallers online:

-Say that Cradle of Filth and Slipknot are the best black metal bands

-Say that black metal bands stole their face paint ideas from KISS and Alice Cooper

-Say, "God bless you" to them

-use the words "tr00" and "kvlt" in your sentences.

-Say something positive about religion.

Need I say more about Black Metallers?

See tr00, kvlt, black metal, norway

3.

Someone who listens to black metal music.

Cradle of Filth are Black Metallers

See Black Metaller