Black Monday

What is Black Monday?


1.

a.k.a. Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Day

I got black monday off.

See holiday, monday, mlk, african american

2.

The day when clients gets crazy trying to buy stuff online and workers get crazy trying to keep the servers up.

- Aren't you excited about black monday?

- Not at all, I always have to work 20 hours that frickin day!

See black monday, black friday, ecommerce

3.

The first Monday after the 4th of July weekend. Called this because by this time people have to start going back to work so there's no more fireworks being lit off, so the smoke clears and everything is seemingly "blacker."

guy waking up:AHMAHGAD what happened to the side of the house!

wife:oh honey it's just black monday

guy waking up:oh ok, where's breakfast?

See fireworks, 4th of july, black, monday, mon


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