What is Black Pants?
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The epitomy of coolness, along the lines of the cat's pajamas and the bee's knees. Also a scapegoat for any negative event in anyone's life. Anyhting can be overcome with black pants.
Man: "Aw, dude, I just found out I have cancer!"
Friend: "...You should've worn black pants."
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Normal vaginal sexual intercourse
That girl didn't give me head, just regular sex
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Simply, a crush on a porn star. Just like having a crush on Brad Pitt, one can have a Porn Crush on any porn star, from Amateur to Profe..