What is Black Pants?
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The epitomy of coolness, along the lines of the cat's pajamas and the bee's knees. Also a scapegoat for any negative event in anyone's life. Anyhting can be overcome with black pants.
Man: "Aw, dude, I just found out I have cancer!"
Friend: "...You should've worn black pants."
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To be disappointed with your Christmas and holiday.
My holiday was a total Chrissappointment!
See christmas, disappointment, angry, ho..
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Used to describe a persons disfigured nose.
Most commonly associated with Owen Wilson.
"yo, check out that Zig Zag Nose Fuck Owen..