Black People

What is Black People?


1.

Black people are like seagulls. They are attracted to shiny, metallic things and usually take what isn't theirs.

Black people love diamonds, gold, chrome, and just about anything shiny out there. They usually take it in some form of criminal fashion.

See materialistic, ignorant, lazy, pathetic, immature

2.

A potentially great people who have a lot of problems that need to be addressed. Quite rightly they feel a great injustice has been done to them in the past, but this tends to negate any ability they might have to look upon themselves self critically…thus perpetuating a cycle of crime and underachievement.

Historically black people have suffered a lot at the hands of others, but for how long can they keep blaming the past for their problems?

See crime, slavery, black, injustice

3.

The section of the population with which George Bush does not concern himself.

George Bush doesn't care about black people.

See black people, african americans, george bush, kanye west

4.

25% are nice and want to be educated, the other 75% are ignorant, and get offended when being called nigga. Then they beat up other racists for no reason and take their shit. they always go in groups to jump people because they are pussies who can't fight one on one

a group of Black people: yo lets jump that guy for no reason

other black guy: yeah! he got a pretzel.

non black guy walking down the street: oh shit!

"gets beat up"

See black people, black, racist, jump, nigga

5.

Have a chip on there shoulder, never say thanks or please, and are usually rude. Sometimes like to wear hats incorrectly.

You'll find examples of this (black people) pretty much everywhere, however places such as Gyms, Restaurants and most Public Areas are most vunerable.

See black people, rude, son of a bitch, cotton

6.

Also referred to as: Nigger, Nig Nog, Monkey, Porch Monkey, Coon, Nig.

A race of people that are infamous for being on welfare, being lazy, uneducated, and complain about everything.

They are also well known for liking chicken, kool-aid, following white girls, scaring white girls, fighting, dropping out of school, and stealing.

I can smell Cocoa Butter lotion, there must be black people lurking nearby.

See black people, coon, monkey, nig nog, welfare

7.

One of the most hypocritcal races on our planet. They like to walk around in large groups, calling each other a long list of racial slurs(usually consisting of Nigga, Nig, Dog, or some form of the three). But as soon as somebody with less pigment in their skin comes along and says anything remotely close to what they seem to like to call themselves, they get their cousins, brothers(or "bruthas"), sisters( sistahs), aunty, uncle, pops, momma, and other fellow blacks to all lend a hand in jumping the poor one who slipped up and said something even the slightest bit out of line.

Blacky#1: Yo nigga, what's goin' down...

Blacky#2: Nuthin' much nigga, you see that fine hoe ova' thur'?

Whitey/Yellowy/Reddy: Hey nig', that's my girl you're talkin' about!

Blacky#1(Or 2): Whut da' fug did you just say bitch?

Blacky#2(Or 1, depending on who had previously spoken): You racist fuck! Let's get'um!

***As if by magic, the entire black people family, plus friends appears out of thin air and jumps the White/Yellow/Red skinned person.***

See black people, nig, nigga, nigger, porch monkey, dog, homie, brutha, brotha, brother, black, blacky, cousin


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